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lickthesecoconuts: OMFG REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER THIS! BEST. CHILDHOOD. EVER. :’D omg face!!!!

Feb 1st

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Reasons why I don't text back.

christianreus: I forget. I’m too lazy. The conversation wasn’t going anywhere. I was asleep. I didn’t know what to reply to, “Haha lol k.” I was busy saving the world. You’re boring as fuck. I just don’t like you.

Feb 1st

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When a customer isn't paying attention to me...

IF YOU’RE GANNA ORDER SOMETHING, THAN ORDER SOMETHING ! Don’t be on the damn phone for 5 minutes telling me to wait when there is a line behind you.

Jan 30th

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Anonymous asked: What type of men are you attracted to?

Jan 29th

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dazzlingzephyrus: juhjason524: my firstt oneeee thought it was a gif.. you’re adorable :) Anyone wanna give me ideas for my second one? I’m all outta creativity for tonight. lol

Jan 29th

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We're young. Stop bitching, and enjoy your life!

People who complain too much need to go somewhere else with their bullshit. I’m juss trying to have a good time here, and yo ass is crying in the corner cause your boyfriend broke up with you. BITCH, he is not your first and he will not be your last (especially considering your “friendly” ass) So, cheer the fuck up or get up outta my environment lol Enjoy your Friday night...

Jan 29th

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Fuck heart-break. I'm staying single.

word. <3

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Tumblr is embarrassingly dead as fuck.

I’m going to bed. Goodnight loves. stay classy. <333

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BE QUIET,TIFFANY!!

syrislysyris:

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Bitches.

It won’t be like this for long. AHAH; Pathetic. That’s why everybody hates you (; Later. Daddy gotta go make that paperr. ;) <$$$

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I like guys who smell good.

Jan 25th

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No sex for 1 year.

For the entire year of 2011, I will not have sex. Let’s see how it goes, yeah? http://www.the-sweetest-bitch.tumblr.com is joining me as well. (; Follow her, she has an AMAZING blog.

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This guy who confessed his undying love for me a...

I can recall the night you sent me a 6 page text saying how bad you wanted to be with me. How much you couldn’t stop thinking about me. How you couldn’t live without me. How you cried because I couldn’t see you or talk to you on the phone. Shit, I still have it saved on my phone. And honestly, WE WERE JUST FRIENDS. After awhile, that shit got realllly creepy. SO, I decided to be...

Jan 25th